Last Night

“Excuse me, officer, but can you tell us what the problem is?”

“This in an UNauthorized party.  I’m only going to tell you to leave one more time.”

“I understand, but I was just wondering if there was a particular problem or offense? Maybe they could turn the music down a bit?”

“I’m just following my orders. What, are you…some kind of reporter?”

“No, I’m just a guy who lives in the neighborhood and was enjoying the party.”

“Because you’re asking questions like a reporter.”

“We going home,” my neighbor said, defeated. “Home, sweet Home.”